Look: My Patty's all famous and whatnot. Go Pat!
I like the last sentence. "The Internet is here to help make your life easier." In case I haven't thanked you lately for making my life easier, Internet, THANK YOU.
Fran Someone hasn't quite learned the adage "less is more"
...But you've got to admit this is cute.
She kept saying, "I'm not gonna eat it," because I caught her nibbling on ChapStick before and may have freaked out a wee bit (we've all been there, though, haven't we?), but she put enough on to adequately lip gloss the Pussycat Dolls.
Fran