Flower House and Grassy Man

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Greta: Hey, Dad.  How come you don't have a name?

Me: I do have a name.

Greta: Well you're my dad, but I don't even know your name.

Me: My name is Pat.

Greta: Nooooo.... (smiling with complete disbelief)

Me: Yes, it is.  Do you want to know my full name?

Greta: Yeah.  I want to know it.

Me: My full name is Patrick Michael Reed.

Greta: Nooooo... It's not.  (giggling like I am totally trying to pull a fast one)

Me: I promise you.  It is.

Greta: No it's not.  I don't believe you.  I am going to name you.  Your name is Flower House.

Me: Flower House?  I really like that name.  Thank you.

Greta: Yeah.  And mommy is Grassy Man.

 

Pat

Comments

#1 Love it!

Benjamin walks around telling everyone all of our full names; including my mom, sister, dad, etc. It's hilarious to hear him call me tort-knee.

#2 so are you changing the blog

so are you changing the blog to flowerhouseandgrassyman.com? i am QUITE sure it is not taken.
i love that kid!

#3 Your kid rocks!

Oh man! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while!

#4 too cute!

I love your new names! Maybe they're seasonal, and will change in a few months. ;) Let's ask her in December if your names are still the same.

#5 Yeah, I really love the name

Yeah, I really love the name Flower House. I like it a lot better than Grassy Man. I feel pretty lucky.

You definitely shouldn't let anything stand in your way of a new name if you really want one.

#6 HILARIOUS!

That's AWESOME! I wish my kid would give me an awesome name like that. She's too cute.

Maybe I'll just rename myself.....

#7 horray!

He posts! Thanks for coming to the party, Pat.

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