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Fran and I saw Napoleon Dynamite at the Little Theatre on Thursday. I loved the movie; it had it all. There was a low rider, a llama, boondoggle key chains, egg juice, and a time machine (oh, snap). Warning: If you were a big, old dork in high school and no one liked you, you may want to avoid this one. It will more than likely bring out some suppressed memories. Check out some clips here.
This Just In: We have a conflicting opinion from Don Jay.
On Friday evening, Fran and I put a case of Miller High Life on ice and drove out to Tom and Emily Niesh’s house in Buffalo. Wayne and Phat Tom were up from West Virginia, so it was like a mini Bingo reunion. We hung out in Tom and Emily’s back yard all socializin’, fraternizin’, barbecuin’, and drinkin’.
On Saturday afternoon, Emily, Wayne, and Phat Tom had a wedding to go to in the 'Chester, so we all drove back together. They had some time to kill between the ceremony and the reception, so we just had to go to Pudgie’s and get some good times, pizza, and subs. I am sure that some people are sick of hearing me talk about how awesome Pudgie’s is. If you are one of those people, skip to the next paragraph. I had been looking forward to getting their bomb-ass stromboli for the last week. I think all the Binghamtonians ordered their favorites from yesteryear. We all had one of those “Back in my day a loaf of bread cost nickel” moments when we saw how much their prices had inflated in the last 15 years. We took some pictures with the Pudgie Mobile. It’s rollin’ on 26s and it’s all chromed up. I also found some jingles on Pudgiespizza.com that I thought everyone might like (Jingle 1 and Jingle 2). Jingle 2 has been running through my head all day.
Saturday evening, we started the night out with some porch beers. Next, we went to Mex for a few. Then we tried to go to the Jungle, but it was $6 to get in, and we were like F-that. Then, we stopped by the Old Toad, where some dude with the pointiest, sharpest, nip ons I have ever seen hit on Emily. I don’t know how they were not ripping through his shirt. He needed to put a leash on those puppies. Finally, we finished up the evening with another porch beer.
It was great to see my peeps. Fran and I always have such a great time hanging out with them.
-Pat
Comments
#1
Let me tell you...SUPER TROOPERS S-U-C-K-S!!!!! HORRIBLE movie! I tried watching it twice and both times I couldn't get to the end because it SUCKS so much!
#2
Looks like I just lost a buck, to myself!
#3
Super Troopers! You are no longer my #1 bitch, Don Jay.
#4
back to the guys gone wild... Might I offer a few title suggestions:
"Mighty Man-Milk Marathon"
"Non Rug Eating Studs"
"Banana Hammock BLOW OUT!"
#5
RE: V Murder
You are making some generalizations about my taste in movies based on my love of Deuce Bigelow. This is fine, but let me just put it on the table that Donald Jay has a deep appreciation for Super Troopers. I also have to say that both of those movies are way better than any piece of crap John Waters ever put out.
#6
RE: Don
You'll get no hate from me on this comment section. I'm sure that your review of "ND", as you call it, is quite accurate. And you last comment was most irreverent with just the right touch of political satire. If I were gay, and we we're in prison, I'd make you my #1 bitch. But I'm not gay, and we're not in prison, so I'll just have to pretend for now.
#7
"There are those who wish to attack me for my stance on ND. To them I say, bring it on. Thank you."
"Now watch this drive"
#8
Everyone should feel free to leave Don hate mail via our comments section.
Okay, just jokes!
BTW, I'm really torn between Dudes Going Bananas vs. Studs Going Bananas. Personally, I would go with "Hunks Gone Freak-Nasty featuring Skinless Frank Weiner", but that's just me.
#9
Yeah, I'll be brave and say i thought NP blew ;p. I've yet too receive much hate on the matter, tho, as I'm too lazy to set up comments.
#10
RE: Pat
I think that is a banner idea. What about Studs going bananas, though? It seems to have a bit more substance to it...
#11
RE: Reeb/Erik/Courtney
I hate to bust your bubble(s), but I was informed by a credible source that Guys Gone Wild is already in progress by the makers of Girls Gone Wild. We may have to think up another catchy name. Perhaps "Dudes Going Bananas". We will be wearing banana hammocks and less so the name will be fitting.
#12
RE: Reeb/Erik
Count me in. If you need a marketing person...I'm your girl. I have a good feeling about this.
#13
I somehow have a feeling that I would agree with Don Jay's review of this film. Why? Two words. Deuce Bigilow. Youz know what I'm talkin' about.
#14
RE: Erik
I think "Guys Gone Wild at BOD" will sell big time. I want to invest.
#15
Wayne seems so natural bending over infront of Phat Tom.
#16
Just curios, have you been keeping the Hi-Five Revival alive? I think I am going to bring the term "Nip On" to the less hep West Coasters out here...your influence is felt, my man.
#17
I was thinking of starting s new DVD enterprise titled "Guys Gone Wild at the BOD" with Pat and I in the starring roles and Fran as the director. Now, where did I put that banana hammock?
#18
Holy Cow. Those jingles gotta be from the early 70's n' shit. Although I agree that jingle #2 has a sort of Partridge Family feel to it, and I can see how it became an ear worm for Patrick, I personally feel that jingle #1 expresses the sheer ambiance of the Pudgies experience. Both jingles are a true representation of this craze that's taking over PNF.com that I'm pegging "Pudgie-mania".
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