2003-06-20 16:14:39

I know that a lot of people have been eagerly awaiting the results of our first Name the Caption contest. It’s been about two weeks since we put it up, so I think it’s about time. Before we get down to it, I would like to thank Tom C for being such a good sport about being on the internet in his unmentionables. TC is a good friend of mine and a real class act.

We received a lot of great submissions, so I figured we would just print them all. Fran and I each picked our favorite captions, and the authors of our favorites win a good firm handshake (not to mention bragging rights and lots of glory). I hope that people will still be just as enthusiastic about the next Name the Caption contest when they find out that the prize is intangible. Here are the results:

Fran’s pick:


Yeah, so I met this "chick" in a chat room and she said "I'm
18 and have a tight hairless body." Well, as you can imagine, I was
very concerned about meeting a girl on-line, but I must admit I was very pleased with the outcome . . . here's a picture of her.

-Phil McCarthy

Pat's pick:


"AWWWW, I love to rip 'em in my sisters undeprants"

-Frank B

All the rest:


That baby looks like it fell off the chunky, hairy, transvestite, retarded punched in the face tree and hit every branch on the way down.

-Chris Cima

Why Caleb cries at night (Note: Caleb is Tom's son)

-Emily N

Ready to BreastFeed!

-Dr. Thing

"But Mommy I don't have to go pee pee....."

-Sean M

Looks like were going to need a bigger crib

-Chris Cima

...and at that moment, John Karyus spotted the web cam he had
put up the month earlier, and wondered if it had been such a good idea.


-John "V_Murder" Veno

"I'm so excited! I have cleavage! Check it out!"

-Kathy P

"This thong makes me feel funny."

-Silky Jenkins

"Before you handcuff me i'd like a kiss"

-Chris Cima

"Come on baby, let’s get the crib rockin!! You know you can't
resist me in my sexy outfit."

-Mindy B

Wasn't this guy in Silence of the Lambs?

-Dr. Thing

Give it to me baby - uh huh, uh huh.

-Tracie (Tom's sister)

"Look at me, I'm ripped."

-Andy M

"By the power of Greyscull....I have The POWER!"

-Fran McCarthy

High five! ... now down low! ... Ohhhhh Tooo SLOWWWW!


-Chris Cima

The reason why your pillow smells like Old Spice and your wife is in a good mood every time you come back from a week long business trip

-Pat Reed

"I think, I would look better in a SIZE 1!!!! "

-Wayne S

Picture- $25.00

Crib- $150.00

Curtins- $40.00

You in women's underwear on PatandFran.com for the World to see!
- PRICELE
SS!!

-Tom Cav

Christina Aquilera has really let herself go

-Chris Cima

Does Heather know where her panties are?????

-Luara Bailey

Let's do the knicker's twist!

-Martha Nelson

After seventeen hours of his penis taped between his legs, Tom thought he deserved a high five.

-Pat

McDonalds is proud to introduce its newest character... the nutsmuggler!


-Chris Cima

I will be posting a new picture in the next few days. Thanks for playing.

-Pat