2003-05-25 21:46:07

We're happy to report that our weekend is not yet over, but we wanted to update you all as to how it has been going so far.

Friday night, we scooped up the Cima posse and headed over to Dickey's, where we met up with some of the doctors. Dickey's is fine for a good time, but it's kind of like being with a prostitute; we always leave broke and in need of a bath.

Saturday, during the day, we took care of some wedding-related biddness. On our way home, we picked up a 30 pack of screamers (Genny Cream Ale) from Beers of the World. At 8:01 pm, we cracked open our first screamers, just in time to hear the opening theme song to Cops. Shortly after that, Cima joined us. We watched Jackass, the movie, for the second time in two days. Halfway through the evening, Mike F and Holly rolled up with a sixer of Natty Ice (5.9% alc. vol., baby). Our viewing made the natural progression from Cops to porn, which led to many debates over the definition of "hardcore."

By this point, we were all clearly wasted, blaring "Ghetto Bastard" at one in the morning. Pat conducted some highly experimental photoshoots, the music got progressively louder, and cell phones were thrown. Our night came to an end when we received a visit from our downstairs neighbor at 2:30 in the morning (sorry Jen and Justin!), oh, and the beer was gone.

Today, we spent a few hours working on our secret project (soon to be released). We also eased the pain at Acme with a burger and a bloody mary.

That should bring us about up-to-date. Tomorrow, we're invited to kick it old school with a kickball competition at Food Mike's. Fran's going to go all gym-class warrior on that ass.

-Pat and Fran