2003-05-14 16:47:29

I figured I would take a little time out from my day at Kojak and get everyone up-to-date with the exciting and not-so-exciting things that have happened in my life lately (this one’s on Uncle George). The fans of this site demand to know what’s going on in our lives, even if the answer is 'nothing'. So, here goes. It has been a cornucopia of events all mixed into a week. I did some camping, visited in-laws, missed Mother’s Day, and kept it real at Kojak.

I had a great time camping this weekend with Micah and Erik. We ate some fat-ass steaks, drank a lot of beer, and did a lot of fishing. The fish were happy to see us leave, because we were catching the shit out of them. V_Murder says, "Camping with dudes is gay.", but I promise you, we kept everything as hetero as it goes – three dudes; three tents.

Then, it was time to stop being a bass assassin and do some more bonding with the in-laws. The trip was nice except, for the fact that I had to go to church, which in my family is a once-a-year ordeal. I made Fran pay for my portion of the offering, 'cause I was like "I forgot my wallet." That’ll teach her. Fran and Phil made flank steak for their mother and I got to eat some of it. Steak two days in a row - does the surgeon general recommend that? We got back to the ranch around 7:00 and I fell asleep on the couch and forgot to call my mom and wish her a happy Mother’s Day. The next day, I checked to see if I still had a mom, and lucky for me, she was very understanding.

They rest of the week has been pretty low key. I have just been enjoying my work at Kojak and hanging out with my fine babe and my kid (that’s Fran and Maynard). I will try to do more exciting things each and every week from now on.

I have to send out a special congrats to Frankie Fats and Joyce B. They are new homeowners. They just bought a house in Henrietta. I think that Frank’s biological clock is ticking and we may have a little Frankie Fats Jr. running around soon. I am expecting to get the phone call any day now. Fran and I are very excited that Frank and Joyce are moving to the area. After they get moved in and settled, I am going to throw a party at their new house and invite everyone I know and strippers. I’ll keep you posted.

-Pat