2003-01-23 20:07:39

Oh yeah. I'm back from my short blog-writing sabbatical. I can imagine that people must have been worried sick about me, but rest assured, things are going great. Besides, worrying will only give you an ulcer, and if there is one thing that I don't need, it's a bunch of slack-jawed, Pepto-drinkin' jamokes knockin' down my door, because they haven't heard from me in a while.

I have been having a particularly good week. Yesterday, I opened my email at Kojak and found out that I was receiving a 7.15% bonus for all of my hard work and dedication. Dat's a whole lot of cigarettes and porn. I decided to treat my bride to a nice dinner at Brio.

Today, I got home and found that the digital camera that Fran and I ordered was waiting for us at our doorstep. All you mofos better watch your backs, because we will be kickin' it paparazzi style and no one is safe. I already started. Below are a couple of shots that I took to test the waters.

-Pat