2002-12-28 02:17:50

AAAAAGGGgggghhhHHHH! I'm having a good time. Pat and I got in to town last night. Although it was nice seeing the fam, it was nice coming back home. Maynard and I promptly took a nap under the new blanket my gram made me.

Currently, Patty and I are having a little after-hours party. Pat and I had Chris Cima and Katie over for dinner. I busted out the new George Foreman and made salmon. It was better than Outback, baby! We went to Old Toad, Mex, and Acme. All three places were booty tonight. We were constantly being button-hooked everywhere we went. It's okay though. It takes a lot to get these kids down.

Right now, I'm drinking a Yuengling, eating leftover garlic bread, and listening to Pat and our friends play his new uke, and I couldn't be happier. It's great to be back home. Unfortunately, our friends Taryn and Todd couldn't make it out tonight, but they're here in spirit. I just heard word that Holly is going to be back in town tomorrow night. Things are good.

OH! Pat gave me turn tables and a mixer for Christmas!! I guess I'm going to become a DJ. I've always enjoyed watching people spin, and I have a good teacher (Chyna), so we'll see. My friend Mike B. says he can get me lots of gigs. I am setting up a name-the-DJ contest, because I need a handle. In college, when I spun (CDs), my handle was DJ McFilthy. I don't think that will do. Anyone who can come up with the perfect DJ name for me will win a prize, so submit your entries via our contact page. Any suggestions will be highly appreciatableized.

-Franta Clause